Sports

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.
Jesse Owens

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Ambrose Bierce

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
William A. Ward

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe

All sports for all people.
Pierre de Coubertin

Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
Phil Jackson

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
Doug Collins

Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.
Phil Jackson

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly. Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime. That's the toughest part of the day.
Michael Jordan

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard Shaw

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
James Patrick Murray

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on.
Peter Ueberroth

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill Veeck

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
Joe Garagiola

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Red AuerbachBobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.
Dan Quayle

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.
Joyce Carol Oates

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.
Roger Kahn

Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
Norman Ralph Augustine

Champions keep playing until they get it right.
Billie Jean King

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
Mike Singletary

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Satchel Paige

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Grantland Rice

Fans don't boo nobodies.
Reggie Jackson

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
Herbert Hoover

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Tom Landry

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Roger Kahn

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny

God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.
Eric Liddell

Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Dan Gable

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul HarveyGolf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.
Tim Duncan

Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
Frank Gifford

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
Jack Nicklaus

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity.
Nick Faldo

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.
Gary McCord

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
Jack Nicklaus

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.
Gary McCord

He's got everything. He' not a great player yet because he hasn't won any major championships, but it's a matter of time. He's an outstanding talent. I didn't realize how tall he is.
Nick Price

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
Warren Spahn

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

Horse racing is animated roulette.
Roger Kahn

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
Earl Warren

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
Ben Hogan

I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
Al McGuire

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Rogers HornsbyI gave it my body and mind, but I have kept my soul.
Phil Jackson

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers

I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
Gerald R. Ford

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Ben Hogan

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Joe E. Lewis

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
Walt Whitman

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
Roger Kahn

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later."
Joe Garagiola

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
Robert Frost

I'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.
Muhammad Ali

I'll let the racket do the talking.
John McEnroe

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.
Ben Hogan

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Sam SneadIf a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Charles Barkley

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
Tommy Bolt

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
Shaquille O'Neal

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Phil Jackson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Michael Jordan

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Wilson Lynd

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
Pete Rose

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Michael Jordan

Life is about timing.
Carl Lewis

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau

Most ball games are lost, not won.
Casey Stengel

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
William JamesMy family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
Charles Barkley

My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.
Hank Aaron

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
Jimmy Carter

Nobody roots for Goliath.
Wilt Chamberlain

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
Paul Coffey

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
Joe Garagiola

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.
Juan Antonio Samaranch

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
Knute Rockne

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Joe Garagiola

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.
Peter Ueberroth

Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders. He's got a kind of presence.
Nick Price

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby

Perhaps the single most important element in mastering the techniques and tactics of racing is experience. But once you have the fundamentals, acquiring the experience is a matter of time.
Greg LeMond

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.
Joseph Chilton Pearce

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Frank Gifford

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
George Orwell

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry